Monday, September 5, 2011

Neil Sedaka Kicks Ass

Neil Sedaka is one cool human. I jumped out of the bushes as he stepped from a limo and he never flinched. I was impressed, and invited him down to the cave to slack with the band. He was gracious enough to sign this Sedaka poster for us.  He didn't flinch again when a rather large spider ran by his feet. The guy has nerves of steel. The band jammed with him playing some of his classic songs.

Slacker Jason showed Neil a prototype of some Slacker Guitar glasses that he's been developing. Neil was honest and said he didn't think they'd be big sellers. He said we needed something that would stand out more. We appreciate honesty like that.

Neil, we've placed your picture on our cave shrine wall as a true Slacker friend. There are many slacker friends on the shrine wall and you'll be placed prominently so everyone will know that you are now dubbed Slacker Neil. Congratulations!