There’s a little Slacker in everyone. Human musicians are especially prone to slacking and they’re a dime a dozen. Typically, they form a band, write some songs and then start arguing like a group of testy mongoose over a hunk o’ cheese. Then they break up. It happens all the time. The problem of your petty bickering stems from your human emotions. I’ve noticed this and came up with a better way, which thwarts your egotistical foolishness and provides an environment that allows musical creativity to blossom!
As a member of the Slacker band, each musician is free to create and add to the collective. No one member gets more than another. All Slackers share equally. Only I can approve or disapprove, but since I really don’t care, they can pretty much do whatever the hell they want. I teach artists to stop caring, stop worrying all the time, stop confining their works to what other humans expect of them. Once they see the world through my troll eyes, they realize there are NO limits to what they can create! Not caring frees the mind. I got no rules and I’ve been slacking waaaaaay longer than any of YOU.
Despite my slacking leadership, I can accomplish amazing things. “But Guano, are you mad? What can a troll do that a human cannot?”Well, I can motivate you morons without even trying, mostly by inspiration, but also by simply suggesting what to do. Look, I don’t have rules but following a few guidelines will reap many rewards:
I do all the talking.
I do all the marketing.
I get all the credit. Because this is all about ME!
So follow me. Learn from me. See how my trollish ways can lead to a fulfilled existence even under tremendous pressures. Ay! I live in a cave, eat crap, and smell like fish, and yet, I am completely content and as wealthy as a worm in a compost pile. SNORT!
Yours Trolly,
Guano
