GUANO is SO LONELY

This is my kitty.  Her name is Heidi.  I found her in a dumpster, all alone, meowing for help.  I licked her clean and kept her warm.  It's hard to be all alone.. Humans can be so cruel sometimes.  I wish I had friends but NOBODY LOVES ME....  Even an ugly troll needs love.

Won't you be MY friend???? .... on Facebook???
Your friend,
Guano Troll

DOWNLOADS NOW AVAILABLE

Ay humans! You can now add SLACKER songs to your iPod, or whatever the hell you use.
The album is available in digital music stores, including iTunes. Just click above on the "MUSIC" page.

Speakin' of iTunes, here's a pitcha of dat Steve Jobs guy when he was talking about meeting me.  Yeah, dat's right.  I was in a park gnawing on a rotten apple and he was glaring at me. Where do ya think he got that logo idea from?  I chased him until he started screaming like a little girl.  So I let him go.

Now go to the MUSIC PAGE! *snort*

GUANO is FINE ART... sorta

Ron Pitts is a friend to SLACKER and has visited the rehearsal cave many times.  Even though he slacks most o' the time, he occasionally paints fine art and displays it locally.  I even got one of his mermaid paintings hanging down here by the toilet.  I met Ron on a tugboat.  He was the chief engineer who came down to fix the diesel engine and I was asleep under a pressure valve.  When I woke up, there he was gawkin' at me with a raised wrench.  I farted from fear, he laughed, and we became friends.


Ron also illustrates humans doing crazy things for a newspaper called Maui Time Weekly in a column they call "Eh Brah".

Well, this week he put a pitcha of ME, Guano, right into the illustration that appeared in the paper!  See the pitcha on da wall? Howdaya like dat!?  Pretty sneaky, eh? 
Thanx Ron, for thinkin' of ME.  You are one of da GOOD humans!