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Your friend,
Guano Troll
I'm a Troll and I speak for SLACKER. I let them rehearse in my cave and I have to do ALL the thinking for the lazy bums!
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
GUANO is SO LONELY
This is my kitty. Her name is Heidi. I found her in a dumpster, all alone, meowing for help. I licked her clean and kept her warm. It's hard to be all alone.. Humans can be so cruel sometimes. I wish I had friends but NOBODY LOVES ME.... Even an ugly troll needs love.
Won't you be MY friend???? .... on Facebook???
Your friend,
Guano Troll
Won't you be MY friend???? .... on Facebook???
Your friend,
Guano Troll
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Stripe will always be your friend Guano! However as far as the kitten or cats are concerned the only thing they are good for is EATING!
ReplyDeleteI prefer my charred mamal flesk a bit on the rare side myself, but most of my fellow Gremlins prefer Blackened Kitten with a red wine (Guano vintage) reduction sauce. This dish is usually served with some sliced Rotten Beets and Dumpster Fried Rice.
OOOOOOH what a PURRRFECT PLATE THAT WOULD BE!!!
Gastonomically yours,
STRIPE!!
Stripe you bat rastard. Cook da cat, cuddle da kitten!
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