BABY GUANO

These buttfaced band guys keep asking me where I came from.  So for all you human idiots who think trolls are born old, here's a picture of me when I was a baby.  See? I wasn't always this handsome.

Yeah, that's right, I think I'm gunna post whatever I want to this band website.  I'm also gunna be adding a store where you morons can buy SLACKER CDs, t-shirts, hats and whatever other useless crap I can sell you. Of course, much of it will feature ME. After all, it's really ALL about ME! The one and only celebrity band troll.
SNORT!